otomuragakuya:

THE bABABY BULLEET TIIS THE FUKNNNIES THT HISGN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Gn8jt55LQ

wAT’ TCH ITHIS VIDEO

please watch this

tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

zooophagous:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I feel like this post changed my life

if you ship somefud we are friend

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: alecziscute)

ewoksandwrackspurts:

I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”

porkskins:

can someone send me the link to download a girlfriend

nunderwater:

And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit

(Source: sharonosbourne)

sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg

(Source: alexander-williamgaskarth)

inazumahero:

source

tried to listen to that new ray toro song buT IT’S WAY TOO LOUD so i went to trntbl and

it won’t play so i just

wxng:

Reasons to Date Me:

• No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
• Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

superwholocks-bitch:

so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up

she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas